Crap Rap by Saosin
Yo DJ emo Push the muthafuckin button
What button you talkin about?
Bitch, you know the muthafuckin button
you push it everyday, big ol' round blue thang.
Nigga you crazy.
(Fart)
Look nigga my eyes are watering.
My ass is talking. I don't know that im doing
you hurry up and push that button before I get
pissed off nigga push the button.
Alrite nigga I got the button.
Yippee ya yo muthafuckas
this is Shawny Dryhump(?) From a long hard night.
Oh shit, oh shit, oooh shit
and here I go
Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your mom" (mommy)
im so glad I did it 'cause baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin asshole, oooaaah fuck yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)
I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me that meat you little bitch)
oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat)
Says who.
Little nigga ?? Couldnt make it today.
So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey!
?? a little bitch,
well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the asshole.
Ooh shit, oh me, oh my!
remember when that faggot squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My asshole bled all over your favorite underwear.
Haha he haha ho
god damnit, shit could I go for a blow!
I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda
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